Any company can go the extra mile, but it takes a special kind of company to go the extra thousand miles. Here at Awesome Valley, everything we put in our dog food is sourced from faraway places. We leave no stone unturned in our transcontinental search for the most inexpensive ingredients there are, because we know dogs don't care how much stuff costs, they just care that they can eat it. And at the end of the day, that's what dog food is all about. Because if a dog will eat it, then it's food for that dog, and you know what? That's Awesome.
Isn't Arsenic supposed to be poisonous? Maybe. But when consumed the right way, it's more "poison-y", which is a huge plus. You see, Arsenic in small doses is known to help strengthen your dog's resistance to Arsenic. With a steady diet of Arsnick'r-Doodles, your dog may become darn near Arsenic-proof. When will that come in handy? Who knows. But that's precisely the point.
We think your dog should be around forever. Thanks to Formalde-Hound, now he can be. These nutritious treats will preserve your pup, keeping him by your side for, well, eons. Will he jump and play as much as he used to? Or join you on a jog? Maybe not. But he'll definitely be waiting for you when you get back. So take his current age and multiply it by 7. Then quadruple it. He'll see you there.
You might be saying, "Melamine? Isn't that used to make concrete?" Absolutely. Which is why we use Melamine in every batch of Melamine Cuisine. Because concrete cement is one of the world's sturdiest building materials. So you're not just feeding him. You're "building" a better dog. Plus, Melamine is fire-retardant. So if your home bursts into flames, it's conceivable that he could run in from the yard and save you or help or whatever.
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There's a company called Bixbi that's been creating senseless panic with this film. They think they know a lot about dog food, but here's the thing- who knows more about dog food, dogs or people? Do you really think a dog would eat something that would hurt it? Of course not. They have a thing called "instincts", so if they wolf something down, you can be sure it's something that belongs in them. We believe your dog has a right to eat whatever it wants, so protect your right to feed your dog what it knows it’s hungry for and boycott Bixbi today!
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